black-quadrant:

surround yourself with people who

  • praise you because they mean it
  • don’t want anything but your company
  • do their best to understand you
  • you feel like you can confront if you need to
  • (know they can confront you lovingly in turn)
  • make you feel comfortable
  • stick with you through good and bad times
  • are positive influences on your everyday life

(via crazymorethanever)

relahvant:

fantasticsteve:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

i spit out my water that was brilliant

(Source: sandpit-life, via finnthehuuman)

ruinedchildhood:

tomorrow’s easter egg hunts gonna be like

(via pot8oohs)

 Last messages from Survivors and Students trapped inside the ferry
... PRAY FOR SOUTH KOREA

(Source: sehunphilia, via robert-downey-jesus)

lawhley:

timelord-badboy:

lawhley:

lawhley:

My mom is freaking out because she can’t find the banana bread she just baked so now she thinks she imagined making it the entire time and that she’s going mad when in reality I stole the banana bread from the kitchen after it was done and now I’m currently eating it as she has a meltdown in the kitchen

Update: half of the bread is gone and so is all of my mom’s dignity

It looks like your mom’s gone

Bananas

Did you just-

(via flamingbooty)

pinkiepony:

i-just-really-like-john-green:

pinkiepony:

I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER
I regret middle school

calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK
WHO THE FUCK
BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST

(via dallasjagked)

(Source: itunestore, via dallasjagked)

Anonymous Asked:
It must be really nice to live in your own little world of ignorance where nothing tragic happens to you. I hope you enjoy it while it lasts, because reality is going to hit you hard and when it does it will HURT, because there are little shits like you who feel the need to bother others because they stand up for something that they believe in and hope to help others. So please, get a proper education to rid yourself of your ignorance because it reflects badly on the entire world.

Yeah ok you can go on and believe that everyone’s life is easy as fuck (but only the people you disagree with of course).
Meanwhile I’m gonna stay here and enjoy my life with every hardship it has because it happens for a reason.
And I hardly think that my one opinion is a reflection of the world.
You need to get out more.
You’re not gonna get to me on my birthday.

priored:

doctorangel:

jakemalik:

hungryzekes:

kanyewesticle:

holynipples:

kanyewesticle:

jakemalik:

kanyewesticle:

*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that

*bites lip* oh yeah baby

*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that

*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper

what

*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper

wtf can we get some privacy here

*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no

I swear everyone on this high is website

(Source: kanyewesticle, via thedarkplumber)

hazel-willow78:

elyzeeum:

One year.

525,600 minutes.

525,000 moments so dear.

Amazing.

Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.

This is beyond perfect.

I so hope whoever made this wasn’t sat there for a whole year

(Source: gifmovie, via nevergoingdown-nevergivingup)

the books weren’t written for children,

they were written for …the promise breakers.

(Source: savingpltravers, via nevergoingdown-nevergivingup)

waweyn:

She just died like 17 times in that fight

(Source: loboculiao, via 420-maizeit)

the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

(Source: swarnpert, via 420-maizeit)